August 2012
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me in the morning: Nah, I'm not hungry
me in the afternoon: Eh I'll eat later
me in the evening: Oh I haven't eat yet? Oh...well that sucks
me at 3am while the rest of the house is asleep: LET'S ORDER THREE PIZZAS AND DIP THEM IN CAKE JESUS CHRIST I'M STARVING
methlabrador:
in 3 short years kids who were born in 2000 will be 15 and that is the most horrifying thing ive realized in a long long time
bendybaps:
my cousin just told me that old people have saggy skin because they are slowly being pulled down to the underworld oh my god
